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Short storys filled with raw raunchy humor compiled from an unhinged imagination

Dogscourt

Dogscourt

Does your dog have a lot of bent up energy that it takes out on ur property and ears or maybe just takes any opportunity it can find to run fast and hard away from ur housing space? 

Allow my dog to be at your service.

Let all that crazy sex energy release and give yourself some peace.

Onyx is a 9lb shizu-poodle mix straight from the heart of santodomingo DR… Dr. Love is more like it. This guy has gigolo blood, with a weighted untampered ballbag, he is always ready to burst. On all fours he’s 1’3″ but he’s not afraid to climb. He likes to start off with light petting then progress to anal and genital lick jobs. If your dog wasn’t in the mood at first sight she/he probably still won’t be. They never are. Onyx is never fazed cause his sex drive is crazed. If your dog won’t submit to onyx’s hips on their own will, it can help to hold them in place and let onyx do what you hired him to do. This guy is a sleeper, you wouldnt think it, but that push pop of his is heavy. After the deed is done your dog will be spent. the ambition to bark or chew on furniture or run away wont exist. 

All this for the low price of a tener

As an added bonus any puppies consummated will be yours to keep.

If you report me I will find you, I know ppl, and I know places where you will never be found…

Don’t be shy!

Let’s celebrate your dog no longer being celebit! 🥂