Sneaky Bhoy
My dog stole my wallet. He is a sneaky dog with a sneaky mind. When no one’s looking he grabs my gf’s dirty panties and chews. At the dog park he’ll find a tall fit male dog and relentlessly lick yer man’s arse or penis. His preference is based on whatever sick fantasy he has been playing out in his perverted unchristian from bedtime thoughts before.
Onyx, my dog, only weighs 8lbs put he puts all of it to use to try and rape these 80lb+ dogs in the enclosed dog park. Everyone notices even the owner of the dog, they seem to give an initial almost nervous joke at first never to mention it again, but it’s happening, constantly. He is fixated on raping that target he chose for the morning. He’s too small to jam his meat corn into the full grown golden retrievers asshole while it’s standing, he tries non the less. Always there either licking a genital or trying fruitlessly to mount and take over, yet his chest when standing on his hind legs barely reaches the dogs poop shoot.
The big guy will chase a ball, even socialize with other dogs barely giving onyx notice. That just drives onyx’s ambitions higher. Imagine if a legal midget with the strength of a toddler and no penis was trying to rape you, you’d probably laugh and entertain him trying. Knowing full well at any moment you could obliterate him.The moment the big dog sits down, onyx doesn’t hesitate. The big dogs ass is finally at level where onyx can really penetrate. To no avail. The best onyx gets is the furry bum cheeks, as the hole has contact with the sand.
The hormones continue to corse…
This illustrates the character of the dog I have living with me. It should not surprise you that two nights ago onyx stealthily snuck out the outside with my keys in collar and robbed me of my wallet within my car. I know he did because I checked my bank statement. The most recent transaction was a door dash for bacon bite dog treats and an only fans subscription to the neighbors poodle. Sick fuck. He really fucked with the wrong person. I just ordered a dog outfit with text on it reading ‘mr. Cuck’. Ha. Guess what’s coming in the mail for you onyx.
Coño.
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