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‘Having a kid is just like having a dog.’ That is exactly right! When I first heard that common phrase I thought it to be ridiculous. Dogs require far less time and resources to manage, that’s so obvious! I presumed. Wrong. After being with my girlfriend for a year, and taking care of her 8lb “read more”
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Penny pinching money by buying groceries and cooking food at home isn’t only economical and necessary to stay from being completely broke with an average paycheck but it’s also a fckin hassle. When I get home from my life leeching, spirit draining job I only want to procrastinate any practical task that needs addressing in “read more”
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Does your dog have a lot of bent up energy that it takes out on ur property and ears or maybe just takes any opportunity it can find to run fast and hard away from ur housing space? Allow my dog to be at your service. Let all that crazy sex energy release and give “read more”
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My dog stole my wallet. He is a sneaky dog with a sneaky mind. When no one’s looking he grabs my gf’s dirty panties and chews. At the dog park he’ll find a tall fit male dog and relentlessly lick yer man’s arse or penis. His preference is based on whatever sick fantasy he has “read more”



